Gorillas And Gazebos

Part III
St. Vincent

—Digital Witness

My internet is going in and out so I can’t get my research done but it’s still letting me listen to this album and I’m officially in love with it. 

(Source: thechosenjuan)

To all you cyclists:

With all your fancy biking equipment, if you really wanted to work out like a boss on your bike you wouldn’t have a nice bike with gears to make the ride easy breezy. You would have a shitty bike that is stuck on the hill setting like mine and make flat surfaces the hardest part of the ride. Pussies.

You know what’s going to save my life?

This semester and all semesters following: fucking audiobooks. You are my golden ticket to a life of leisure while taking 18 units, volunteering and trying to keep a social life. 

David Crockett in four hours while I ride the bus and lay in bed resting my eyes. Da dream. 

Last night I had a dream I was doing a show with Joey Lawrence and it was going to be cancelled and I was really sad even though I knew it was a shitty show. Then I had some sexual thoughts about Joey and realized that’s why I didn’t want the show to end. 
I have no idea what this means but it’s hilarious so of course I tried to find the most hilarious photo of Joey Lawrence on tumblr. This one just, ah, was too perfect. 

Last night I had a dream I was doing a show with Joey Lawrence and it was going to be cancelled and I was really sad even though I knew it was a shitty show. Then I had some sexual thoughts about Joey and realized that’s why I didn’t want the show to end. 

I have no idea what this means but it’s hilarious so of course I tried to find the most hilarious photo of Joey Lawrence on tumblr. This one just, ah, was too perfect. 

(Source: austin-wolf)

1. This is beautiful  
2. I just found out a girl I went to high school with is now a florist and just starting working at a floral start up company, which should make me happy for her but once again I am a jealous snob that thinks her designs are ugly and am jealous she can afford to do it full time. I know that she comes from a well off family and gets help a lot which allowed her to randomly take up the hobby of floral design and just go at it. On my snobby side I know that she’s one of those florist who took professional classes and hardly knows what she’s doing put works for an event floral team. I know this rant is just out of jealously because I really wish I could just do that every weekend and run a blog with pretty pictures while I wait for my boyfriend to finish medical school so I will never have to worry about money again. I like what I’m doing now and I’m really happy I get to go to a great school. But sometimes I wish things were a little easier. 

1. This is beautiful  

2. I just found out a girl I went to high school with is now a florist and just starting working at a floral start up company, which should make me happy for her but once again I am a jealous snob that thinks her designs are ugly and am jealous she can afford to do it full time. I know that she comes from a well off family and gets help a lot which allowed her to randomly take up the hobby of floral design and just go at it. On my snobby side I know that she’s one of those florist who took professional classes and hardly knows what she’s doing put works for an event floral team. I know this rant is just out of jealously because I really wish I could just do that every weekend and run a blog with pretty pictures while I wait for my boyfriend to finish medical school so I will never have to worry about money again. I like what I’m doing now and I’m really happy I get to go to a great school. But sometimes I wish things were a little easier. 

(Source: botanic-art)

I need to stop reading fashion blogs about things I cannot afford and get some sleep. This is getting ridiculous. Just let me sleep blog please I’m only one week into the semester and my anxiety is off the charts